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Not All Girls Are Scout Material
From the moment I slipped on that first faux stiletto, my mother knew she was in trouble. The year was 1973 and the power struggle between us was about to take a sharp left.
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Welcome To The Sasswatch Report
Be on the lookout, Sasswatch has been spotted. From childhood memories to current events, we share humorous stories you have to see to believe.