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You Might Want to Buy Your Kid a Used Car
What parent wouldn’t want to buy their kid a new car for graduation? I’ll tell you who: Rusty Moreland’s dad. You’re not gonna believe this sh*t.
I Survived The 80s and Lived to Tell About It
Mitchell T. Lancaster was a high school legend who flaunted a reckless coolness you'd expect to see from an A-list celebrity. But none of us girls could have known about his passion for making forbidden pottery.