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You Might Want to Buy Your Kid a Used Car
What parent wouldn’t want to buy their kid a new car for graduation? I’ll tell you who: Rusty Moreland’s dad. You’re not gonna believe this sh*t.
How to Quit Your Job Like a B̷o̷s̷s̷ Delinquent
My first (real) job was working at a fast-food restaurant in the 80s, but it took a minute for my boss to learn that I only took orders from paying customers.